Category Archives: Shtick

Updated List: 113 Things Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Done Besides Smoking Crack In A Video | Jeromie Williams Eats The Internet For Breakfast

On one hand, this guy Rob Ford has a problem and needs help. Probably Rehab, medical treatment, and a handful of 12-Step Groups. On the other hand, this is serious comic relief. Is there any one politician anywhere whose administration has become such a world-renowned entertainment trainwreck? Except for a handful of possibly coincidental homicides, and some thug behavior, no one was injured during the making of this situation comedy.

Updated List: 113 Things Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Has Done Besides Smoking Crack In A Video | Jeromie Williams Eats The Internet For Breakfast.

Rude Truth: confessions of a political junkie

This was the closest I’ve been since walking away to grabbing a duffel bag and dropping into some smug prick’s district and grinding away incessantly for a year or so until the motherfucker wakes up and realizes the freak just ate his job for breakfast. I almost worked myself to death doing shit like that, but the stunned looks on their faces are priceless. And I just stand there, a total hot mess and non-verbally signal them, yeah, bitch, I just made that happen. No drug tops that high… and the shit never wears off… I’m still geeking on it.

▶ John Trubee And The Ugly Janitors Of America – Cram The Plastic Down My Throat – YouTube

▶ John Trubee And The Ugly Janitors Of America – Cram The Plastic Down My Throat – YouTube.

One of my favorites from the early ’80s… totally fits my current level of hysteria, anger, disgust, and satire.

Madman? Prophet? Humorist? Whatever we can call John Trubee, the song/rant gets cut off right when he’s saying “The CIA attached monkey penises to mens bodies at the VA Hospital so you could buy plastic at the stores” but you should get the point by then.

The Problem With All These Half-Naked Pop Stars

It’s our party and we can do what we want. We can’t stop  and you can read it in the Sunday papers…

The Problem With All These Half-Naked Pop Stars.

There is a counter-point I wanted to make to the Jezebel article, but now all I’m thinking is… glad to see Beetlejuice is working again. How much does one get paid to dry hump Miley these days?

MTV sucks ass. Thanks, Obama!

7 liberal overreactions to the government shutdown – The Week

7 liberal overreactions to the government shutdown – The Week.

Is it overreaction to be appalled by the Right To Life party celebrating the defunding of NIH… ha ha! Fuck you, cancer kids! Say goodbye to Meals on Wheels, you grubby freeloading seniors! Ha! I’ve got billionaires putting food on my table, bitches! And by appalled, I mean posting articles documenting the hypocrisy and the banality of an obstructionist minority.

If the Dems are shocked, simply shocked to see hypocrisy and banality, well, that might be hypocritical and banal, but that won’t stop them from beating the GOP like a drum in the midterms because of it. I guess in either case, it’s don’t hate the player, hate the game, right? Except, of course, that bi-racial moderate free-market Obama gets made out to be like he’s some kind Eldridge Cleaver or Kwame Nkrumah high on Stalin or Chairman Mao. How about a list of 5,000 neo-confederate cracker overreactions to the Obama Administration? Now where’s George Soros and where’s my liberal double-think money?